Boobies Doormat
Boobies Doormat
A coconut fibre doormat with a playful design celebrating the female form — 60x40cm, durable enough to trap dirt and moisture at the door, and distinctive enough to make guests smile before they've even knocked.
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Dispatched directly by Artsy Mats from United Kingdom
UK standard delivery typically 1–3 business days
Introduce a touch of cheeky charm to your entryway with our Boobies Doormat. This quirky doormat is designed to bring smiles to your guests and create a light-hearted atmosphere at your doorstep.
Crafted with care, the doormat features a playful design that celebrates the female form in a tasteful manner. Its unique pattern adds personality to your home, making it stand out from ordinary doormats.
Made from high-quality coconut fibre, this doormat from Artsy Mats is both durable and functional. Its texture effectively traps dirt and moisture, keeping your floors clean and protected from outdoor debris.
Boobies Doormat Dimensions – 60x40cm
About Our Brand Artsy Mats
Most bath mats are a slow-motion hygiene problem. Fabric stays damp for hours, and damp fabric is where mould, bacteria, and that familiar sour smell take hold. Artsy Mats exists because the obvious fix — wash it more often — does not actually solve the underlying issue; it just delays it. The answer they arrived at was to stop using fabric altogether.
The mats are made from diatomite, a sedimentary rock formed from the fossilised remains of microscopic algae. Its structure is naturally porous at a microscopic level, which is why the surface dries to the touch in under 60 seconds after use. There are no chemical treatments involved — the anti-bacterial and anti-mould properties are intrinsic to the material, not added in. This is a meaningful distinction in a category where most products rely on synthetic treatments that degrade over time.
The ownership model is genuinely different from anything else in the bathroom category. When absorption slows after extended use, you do not replace the mat or run it through a machine cycle — you lightly sand the surface with fine-grit sandpaper, which reopens the pores and restores performance. It is a maintenance approach borrowed from materials science rather than laundry habits, and it means the mat is designed to last years rather than months. For anyone who has ever thrown out a fabric mat because it stopped feeling clean, that is a straightforward upgrade.